From a few weeks ago. Enjoy!

I stand in front of my full-length mirror, admiring the new pair of yoga pants I just bought. They're black, form-fitting, and hug my curves in all the right places. I can't help but feel confident and sexy in them. Just as I turn around to examine my backside, I hear my husband's voice behind me.

"Wow, Tara. Those yoga pants really show off your sexy butt." He walks closer and presses himself against me. "I can't wait to see it tonight."…

Hey, so this is an old one, i used to live in an apartment building and i found out my neighbor is quite the charmer. He's good-looking, successful, and always seems to have a smile on his face. But what really gets me going is the way he walks - just a little hunched over, like he's carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. Little did I know that the weight he's been carrying around is actually between his legs.

I've been watching him for weeks now, ever since I caught a…

The next time I did was 2 years later, at school. I already knew by then what I had done that day and how bad a hit in the testicles could hurt a boy.

Don't remember the specifics but I was minding my business when a boy came up behind me and pulled my chair, droping me on the floor making everyone laugh at me for having falling. The thing is that when I was sitting on the floor and looked at him I saw his crotch at my eye level and remembered what it would do if I hit his little…

Recently I visited Moon again for nearly a week. 

On our previous few visits, she had taken up a new habit: bending me face down over the edge of the bed, and kicking my testicles from behind.  She said she preferred it that way because she could get more kicks in before I collapsed on the floor.  I think she also likes that it's a really passive, "bitch" position for me.  I didn't like it nearly as much as kneeling and getting kicked from the front - but ultimately it's not…

The very first time I remember hiting a guy there it was when I was playing a waterpolo like game with my family. We split the teams between boys and girls and I was by far the youngest, but also the fiercest and charged into the other players like a raging bull. My biggest nemesis during this match was my youngest uncle. The age diference between us was very small and he was a cocky teenager by the time and as eager as me to win the game by whatever it took.

Of course that given our…

So I get alot of comments and questions about my experience with balls. Here's the top 10 strange things I've learned about balls through my experience. Read at your own risk.

1. A quick, sharp hit with my fist is basically almost as effective as a hard, deep knee.

2. A squeeze and a twist are effective, but both combined are almost deadly. (Except for guys with LONG sacks LOL)

3. A solid squeeze and hold give much more control over a guy than a…