I'm back and I've got exciting news, fellas. I've got some more ballbusting stories to share that you'll have to read to beleive. I'll start at the beginning, a few months ago.

I was out at a fast food joint, waiting for my chicken nuggets when in walks Susan. Susan was a girl I knew back in high school. Back then, she was hot. Not hottest-girl-in-school hot, but hot enough that I had to settle for admiring her from a distance. Years later, and she had it. She had large breasts and a…