My Ballbusting Memoirs: Part 5 of 4

[Joe Metal]

I'm back and I've got exciting news, fellas. I've got some more ballbusting stories to share that you'll have to read to beleive. I'll start at the beginning, a few months ago.

I was out at a fast food joint, waiting for my chicken nuggets when in walks Susan. Susan was a girl I knew back in high school. Back then, she was hot. Not hottest-girl-in-school hot, but hot enough that I had to settle for admiring her from a distance. Years later, and she had it. She had large breasts and a habit of showing them off with low-cut shirts. She also had brown hair down to her shoulders and a flirtatious attitude. Turns out she remembered me too, and we ended up deciding to hang out more.

Fast forward until about a week ago, when she invited me to her place to see a movie with some of her friends. I agreed, but then she warned me. Her friends, all of whom I had met before, shared a hobby of kicking guys in the nuts, and would all hit me in the balls at one point in the night. I nonchalantly blew this off so as to act undaunted and not excited at the prospect of getting busted by hot women. After what seemed like weeks of waiting, I showed up at her place with a bag of chips in hand.

Susan greeted me at the door and led me to the den. Her friends Jade, Christina, and Veronica had already taken up all but one seat on the couch, so I ended up sitting in the middle. Jade, on one end, was just an all around looker with great legs. Christina, on the other, was solidly built with a tomboyish appeal. Veronica, who sat on the loveseat with Susan, was basically just a sexy librarian with her hair down. The seats were arranged in an L, with a coffee table in the middle and the TV across from the couch.

After 20 minutes, I'd finished my drink and went to get another. On my way back to my seat, I had to step over Jade's legs resting on the table. She chose this as her time to strike. She kicker her leg up and hit me square in the junk. Then she grabbed my arm and pulled me onto the couch, so I wouldn't hurt myself when I fell. These girls knew what they were doing, as if that wasn't clear from the pain gripping my midsection. I sat cradling my groin for a while, but still managed to watch the movie.

An hour into the movie, I had to use the restroom. Having learnt from my mistake, I walked over everyone's legs but kept my knees together the whole time. They weren't going to let that stop them, though. As I was passing by Veronica, I felt hands on my left leg pulling it back. Veronica leaned forward, hitting me in the back of the knee with her right hand. As a result, I was awkwardly positioned with my legs providing no protection. Veronica stuck her left arm out, as if reaching for something, but instead brought it up. Her forearm lifted unhindered to the lump where my legs met. I collapsed sideways into her lap, before getting up and rushing into the bathroom. While checking for bruises, I had to help but wonder how many times they'd done that. They had busting down to a science.

I returned a bit more carefully. These girls were pros, I had to be pro-er. Returning to my seat, I took no chances and climbed over the table. After another 15ish minutes later and Christina (who had been flirting with me all night) dozed off with her head on my shoulder and her hand in mine. The movie was so exciting at this point that I didn't notice her other hand slipping closer to my genitals. I did take notice when she started to squeeze, though. For 20 painful, wonderful seconds she had a solid grip on my grapes, before granting me sweet relief. I spent half of the rest of the movie balled up on the couch.

After the movie, we were all chilling in Susan's bedroom. Susan herself was on a beanbag chair next to a punching bag. Jade was punching the punching bag, but with her thumb inside her fist. I moved in to correct this, and demonstrate a proper punch. Susan interrupted me by saying "That punching bag is good, but I really prefer natural ones". Before I even knew what was happening, she landed a proper punch of her own right in my bean bags.

All the air left my body as I collapsed to the ground. Dear readers, this was a bust that hurt like none I've ever experienced. Any nutshot at all hurts like hell, but this went beyond all that. I couldn't even move. I didn't even notice when the girls all gave me a peck on the check and left. A half hour after going down, I finally managed to get up and hobble off. This was almost a week ago, and I can still feel it. Since then, all the girls have been sending me cutesy texts to, as they say, "check up on the how they're doing".

All in all, it was quite possibly one of the greatest nights of my life, and I just thought I'd share the joy with you all. Hope you enjoyed, and happy holidays.

[Joe Metal]

I sure hope they do, Andrew, because that would be great

[Andrew R]

So when are you going to see a movie with the girls next? I would think they would want to make it a more regular thing so you get used to it ;-)