She missed my balls but dropped me anyway

[Roger]

A few days ago my girlfriend and I were getting ready to go jogging. We had our jogging gear on and were stretching in the living room. Without warning, she tried to kick me in the balls. I guess I must have seen her looking at my crotch and lining up her kick, because I was able to jump back a little bit and her foot missed me, but went up pretty high. If she would have hit my balls, I certainly would have been in some serious pain. We both laughed.

"Almost!" I said, and just I said it, she swung her leg again. This time I didn't have time to react and her foot slammed right into my crotch pretty hard. My jogging pants provide basically no protection, so it was like her tennis shoe slammed right into my package. She missed my balls, but she kicked me so hard. I dropped to my hands and knees almost immediately, and she laughed at me.

"You missed my balls," I said, which made her laugh even harder. We had to wait a while for my pain to subside before we could go jogging.

[greeneyedsusan]

LOL, all she had to say was

"I'm not into running today"

[Brent Taylor]

what an awesome girl to be with. kudos. wish i could snag one just as beautiful and like minded as her

[playfight]

what was yours hardest kick,ever puke or afraid that kick was too hard and couse pemenent damage