A few days ago my girlfriend and I were getting ready to go jogging. We had our jogging gear on and were stretching in the living room. Without warning, she tried to kick me in the balls. I guess I must have seen her looking at my crotch and lining up her kick, because I was able to jump back a little bit and her foot missed me, but went up pretty high. If she would have hit my balls, I certainly would have been in some serious pain. We both laughed.



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