Caught on Video

[Joe S]

First off - thanks to all of you for your replies to threads on how to get a girl to kick you in the nuts. Evidently alcohol worked best for me.

Two weeks ago I woke up with no pants on and discovered my nutsack was the deepest purple I've ever seen. Naturally, I freaked out. I noticed that the outside of each testicle was fine, but right up the middle of sac it was severely discolored. Seemed very strange to me especially since I had no recollection of what happened the night before. There was minor swelling, but it didn't alarm me like the coloration.

I was hesitant to tell my wife (we've never talked about ballbusting and she's never done it) - I mean how do I explain this? I kept it to myself and did some checking but didn't really find anything conclusive. After a few days, I realized it was just bruising and the deep purple started to fade.

At this point I showed my wife and she thought it was strange and she got overly concerned, at least that's how it seemed to me. She kept asking me every few hours how my balls were doing now. I told her not to worry, but she just kept hounding me. Plus she kept saying "Are you sure you don't know what happened?" I couldn't remember a damn thing. I teased her and said it looked like she must've kicked me in the balls the way the bruising looked. She kind of chuckled and deflected my comment.

So after they finally went back to looking normal she tells me she has this video of me "confessing" about liking getting hit in the balls...and she proceeds to pull out her phone and show me. It was ridiculous. I've never seen myself look so drunk. But sure enough, I told her explicitly that the idea of her causing me  pain in the balls turned me on. We had a good laugh about my inebriation, but she still didn't cop to kicking me the previous weekend.

But after this past weekend, I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

Now that the cat's out of the bag, we've been talking about it quite a bit and she's totally on board. Unfortunately she says it doesn't do anything for her, but she likes that it makes me happy. I really do wish she'd enjoy too, which I keep telling her. Maybe she'll grow into it. So now, when we're in bed, she'll do some squeezing and light kneeing and she does giggle a bit at my groaning.

Anyway, Saturday she really blew my mind. It's the middle of the afternoon - so we're both totally sober - she's standing in the kitchen looking in the refrigerator. I'm thinking she's trying to decide on what to have for dinner, so I walk over and ask her what she's doing.

She closes the fridge door and looks at me with this really odd expression...like "what do you think I'm doing dumbass?" Then she grabs my shoulders and rams her knee into my groin and lets me fall against the kitchen counter. I gasped despite the fact that it was only a glancing blow. It still hurt pretty good. I heard her laugh and I said, "That was pretty good. I did not expect that."

To which she said, "I'm so glad you encourage such behavior." And then she just walked away, leaving me holding my nuts.

Needless to say, I'm pretty excited to see where this all leads...

[Harvey B]

Very nice to read about this growing complicity, you had some good surprises there! it sounds there is lots of fun ahead... Wish her a quick recovery

[Joe S]

Thanks guys...unfortunately she got sick and hasn't really been in the mood since. Damn.