Back in November I posted a workplace conversation (you can revisit it here).

As promised, here's an update...

Yesterday (Monday) I went into work. It had been a low key weekend and the weather was quite gloomy, gray and spitting cold rain, and I really didn't feel like being at work. Only my female co-worker was there when I got it and I offered a…

So I work in a 3 person cube with another guy and a girl. We have a lot of fun and kid each other often. A few days ago we were sitting around and the girl asked me to help her with something and I deadpanned, "No," and continued what I was working on. The guy pipes up out of nowhere and said "Junk punch!" The girl wheels around and goes, "Junk punch? Like punch him in the junk?" And the guy goes, "Yeah." He went on to explain about some movie he'd seen where apparently this woman makes a…

First off - thanks to all of you for your replies to threads on how to get a girl to kick you in the nuts. Evidently alcohol worked best for me.

Two weeks ago I woke up with no pants on and discovered my nutsack was the deepest purple I've ever seen. Naturally, I freaked out. I noticed that the outside of each testicle was fine, but right up the middle of sac it was severely discolored. Seemed very strange to me especially since I had no recollection of what happened the night before.…