A Couple of recent short summer stories

[Hurts!]

Love telling real life stories on here the ones that happen out of nowhere!

First story is short

I have been away on holidays for 2 months while I was away at a friends house he had a lot of people over, this young 18 year old of his family was over this day.. I played a trick on the phone where I would put this number in hang up the phone and it would ring. then the person wold pick it up and it would hang up..

I did the trick and I laughed at her said what it was. then she threw the phone at me which got me directly in the right ball. it was a complete delayed reaction I didn't even realised it hit me there til 10 seconds later the pain came in.. I went down to the kitchen floor and she started laughing her ass off.. she didn't even mean to get me there she just said 'perfect shot wasn't even trying to get you there sorry'

ok 2nd story which is the best and the first time I have ever been busted by a stranger.

It's still Summer here in Australia it was new years eve... and I have never ever been so drunk in my life!!  in the afternoon already having had a few beers decided to go to the indoor pool. feeling drunk already and having fun I began to perv on all the hot woman out there in bikinis and swimwear, I tend to get more talkative when drunk and more open and say things I shouldn't

This hot Asian girl I would say in her early 20s she had such a great body bikini and all I just kept looking at her then tried to turn away to make it not look to obvious and then look again, but after 1 to many looks. she says 'would you mind stop staring at me' I didn't say anything just looked a bit embarrassed that I was caught. I kept looking again and imagined those fine legs what they be like to be kicked by.  she started to walk off into the womans change rooms... I followed drunk not thinking (would never EVER do this sober my brain wasn't working) she seen me again ' stop following me and looking at me you perv or I will kick you where it hurts!' straight away I went into a frenzy and was turned on by that threat I felt a boner coming in my swimwear which no doubt she would have seen  'nah you wouldn't do that no way' straight away I started to try and bait her so that she did! 'I will I am serious'

So I kept walked INTO the womans changeroom. she turned around let out a huge 'SIGH" grabbed me pulling me into her I could feel her boobs brush against my chest and her knee ran into my balls and boner getting everything!  all felt like happening in slow motion. I bend over in pain not falling down but almost. 'get out now or it will get worse!"

I don't know if there was other girls in the changeroom that seen I only had been 1 metre into there.. I could have hung around to see what was gonna get worse, but left in fear she would call the police or something!