Since I get asked about it a lot, here is the story of the worst damage I've ever done to my boyfriends balls:

We had just gotten home from the bar and were both pretty drunk. As soon as we got inside I told him to spread his legs so I could kick him. I had on a pair of pointy ankle boots and he was wearing jeans. I gave him quite a few hard toe kicks and he was taking them surprisingly well. After a while I told him to strip and go lean over the edge of the bed. He obeyed,…