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**PLEASE NOTE: ONE-WORD ANSWERS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. WE PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO THIS WEBSITE, SO PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE COMPLETELY. THANKS!** What Country are you from? How many languages can you speak? We have members from all over the world here; if English is not your first language, use Google Translate on our homepage.: I am very interested in ballbusting. I'm so happy there is a community for people like me.

How did you find this site? What drew you to this site? Please take these questions seriously; it helps to enrich the quality of this membership and gives others an idea of who you are, to better socialize in the chatroom and by messaging.: A girl at school loved to kick me all the time and I later realized I kinda like it too.

How long have you been into ballbusting and/or cuntbusting? And... what was your first experience like? (Give Details): About 5 girls. And Everyday. If I find a girl attractive that's one of the first thoughts that pops into my head.

How many people have busted you or have you busted in your lifetime? How often do you have the urge to bust or be busted? (daily, weekly, monthly, yearly): Aroused and empowered. It's kind of exhilarating. Entertainment. No but I wish I did :(

Describe the feeling you get when the busting occurs (aroused, funny, empowered...)? Are the reasons for the bust out of self defense or is it for your entertainment? Do you have a busting buddy?: I just love everything about being kicked, busted, kneed etc.

What's your favorite part of a bust (the kick, knee, punch) the 'ooowwww', the drop, rolling around, the inability to breathe...? (Give Details): I usually only see guys freak out and get mad.

Have you ever seen someone hit so hard they passed out, puked, cried, lost breath, made funny noises, shivering on the floor...? (Give details on what you saw): This girl in my class was sitting in a rocking chair above me in 5th grade and she realized how close her foot was to my balls. so she slammed it down. I kept bugging her hoping for more and she was pleased to do it again and again. she took a book and dropped it on my nuts and called it her nut crunching book.

Describe the most memorable or most favorite bust you ever experienced? (Give the background, the details about the moment of impact, both of your reactions, how you both felt afterwards, the injuries, you know stuff like this...): sneaker kick, boot kick, heavy shoe kick, pointy shoe kick, barefoot kick, back heel kick, wheel-barrel kick, barefoot stomp, footwear stomp, footwear gas-peddling, barefoot gas-peddling, barefoot v-stomp, shin kick, quick hard knee, knee hard & hold, quick hard thigh, thigh hard & hold, quick punch hard, slap hard

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Best Movie Ever.

Posted on June 1, 2011 at 10:27pm 3 Comments 13 Likes

So here's a story. I was in 9th grade. In my film class was this amazingly pretty sophomore who I knew I had no chance with. I noticed over time, however, that she really didn't seem to mind physically harming boys. Guys needed her to pretend to fight in their video projects but she always hit them for real and laughed. I was amazed one day when she asked me to be her film partner (luckily that day, she was wearing sandals and a dress). I was, after all, the best in the class. I was excited to… Continue