How many words do we know for "Balls" and "Scrotum"

[Marina Glückskeks]

I write on an article and now i need your help
Which words do you know, kick your balls, eggs, nuts, bells, jewels, junk, crotch, groin, tell me which words you know AND BE INNOVATVE, same as i used to say Cbusting is honeypot knocking and Evel said its TwatSwatting. Just make suggestions, adorable neologisms of pounding the pouch and bumping the bag, have fun, you know, lets celebrate creativity.

Anything is whalecum. Because at the end of the day i want a list long as a jamaican d*ck.

[Jared]

Nads and nards aren't on that original list

[Chanley Chan]

My list 

Testes

testicles

balls

nuts

gonads

genitals

genitalia

privates

stones

Family jewels

Crowned jewels

private parts

baby maker

grapes

eggs

[2swollen]

beanbag, scrote, junk.