For the solo ballbuster! There are many way to bust ones balls and I wanted to see if we could all come together and put up some ideas

[Nutty Nut]

1. The card game of ballbusting(or whatever)

You get a normal deck of 52 cards and each suit is its own method. Take out however many cards you got the balls for without looking at them. Then draw one card at a time and perform the method that matches the suit.

Methods can be whatever you want: Punches,slaps, hits with an object, and squeezing for so many seconds or minutes.

The number of hits matches the number on the card. Faces are times two of a rolled die or a card from the deck your not using. So say you got  5 of hearts, and say the hearts are punches, then punch yourself 5 times. Now what if you get a Joker? Well just take a set number of cards(more than 3) from the cards you're not using and multiply each card by 3. For example a 6 of hearts would become 18 punches in the balls. This game can also be played with another, they can bust your balls or you theirs 

2. There is the classic ball in the sock, but another way to do this is a ball on a stick. Take a ball any ball and pierce it with a screwdriver or stick of some sort, you now have a ball on a stick you can whack away with.

3. Well this one is kind of new, but it hurts a lot if done right and long enough. If you wear boxer briefs or maybe briefs this should work, I've used boxer briefs. So you put your underwear on backwards and sag them enough to pull your balls through the pouch that is usually in the front. Your balls should be outside your underwear. Now pull the underwear back on up and enjoy the pain to come. This pulls your balls back, makes sitting on them happen just about every time you sit, and forces them together exposing them to painful hits.

Feel free to input anymore ideas

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Do you know any methods that would simulate a good hard kick?

[Nutty Nut]

Get a shoe of your choice and stand legs spread apart and both hands holding the heel, and swing it in the motion of someone kicking

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I used to do that all the time... it definitely works. And then you can smell the shoe while you recover :-)

[Want2bkneed]

I use a sock with a tennis ball... Awesome method!

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There was a great article on a discontinued website called Scrambled Eggs. I found it and posted it elsewhere on KITG... would love for people to see it. The techniques mentioned could be added to this deck of cards. The cards are brilliant, by the way! And I have never heard of method 3, the reverse underwear? I will definitely try that. Solo and/or with the wife.

Anyway, enjoy:

http://kickedinthegroin.ning.com/forum/topics/self-busting-techniques