I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... (finish statement)

Here's a fun play on words. So you have at some point kicked a guy in the balls, thought about it or thinking about doing it now. Maybe its an imbecil coworker, to a jerk ex boyfriend, to the idiot store clerk that stole your money. OK so you start the sentence off by saying

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..." and then you finish the statement. for example: "that his Adams apple now has company"... "that they flew out the corner pocket"... "that they are now part of his diet"... you get the picture. Be creative and have fun venting. :)

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Permalink Reply by 2swollen on November 20, 2011 at 6:21pm

that your kids are born dizzy!

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Permalink Reply by 3n52spszh442j on July 22, 2012 at 9:36pm

funny lol!

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Permalink Reply by Sharon on November 21, 2011 at 6:23am

That every time he thinks about his balls, he see's my smiling face.

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Permalink Reply by 2swollen on November 23, 2011 at 5:07pm

he'll be wearing them for earrings!!

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Permalink Reply by Mistress Moira on November 25, 2011 at 6:25am

LOL! "...it will take the jaws of life to pry him out of the fetal position..." Now THAT'S cool!

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Permalink Reply by Mistress Moira on November 25, 2011 at 6:26am

Fun to watch, eh? So, castration turns you on?

Used said:

Just read all of these and man, "so hard he begs me to cut them off" is intense. Would be funny to watch that scene though. :-P

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Permalink Reply by 3qzop0kpb0ql9 on July 21, 2012 at 7:39pm

I must agree that would be pretty awesome. I don't know any woman could kickk that hard but I'd be willing to see ;)

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Permalink Reply by Used on November 25, 2011 at 12:25pm

Not so much castration, as a strong, empowered woman threatening to take the very core of a guy's manhood in such a dominant way that he begs her to cut his testicles off because it would be easier not to have pathetic balls at all. That would be a fun scene to watch. ;-) And an even better scene to be a part of...

Mistress Moira said:

Fun to watch, eh? So, castration turns you on?

Used said:

Just read all of these and man, "so hard he begs me to cut them off" is intense. Would be funny to watch that scene though. :-P

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Permalink Reply by Ballbuster_X on July 28, 2012 at 1:07am

I'm gonna kick him in the balls so hard that when he wakes up, his clothes will be out of style.

I'm gonna kick him in the balls so hard that his dick is gonna slap him in the face.

I'm gonna kick him in the balls so hard that he'll be like "WAIT!... I'll take this from here." and punch his own balls as hard as he possibly can - just because it hurts less >:]