Cool lines to say before you kick someone's balls...

[lio coeh]

Hello everyone

I was wondering if any of you have idea for "cool' lines to say to a guy before you

kick him in the balls, OR, "cool" lines for after you kicked him.

Just for example:

Something before:

1) "Would you like me to just cut off your testicles or

     to kick them until they both rupture?"

2) I'll fuck your balls up so bad you'll spend the next

     few weeks telling everyone you can't go out

     because you 'broke your leg'."

Something after:

1) "Enjoy those broken balls".

2) "Just breathe through it, maybe the doctor will be able so salvage one of your balls?"

Well you get the picture, I hope you'll have fun

[skyhigh]

Omelets? (before)

[skyhigh]

I hope you have a smashing day (before)

[skyhigh]

as for after just general mocking them. Imitating them as they make funny noises. Putting your hand on your crotch and bending over and putting a deep voice and moaning. Saying things like "having trouble breathing there?", "what are those noises supposed to mean? I can't understand you"

[Want2bkneed]

 I’m glad you finally grew some balls...(knee or kick), so that I could do that!!!

[Jordan Roberts]

I've always been partial to "Take it like a man!" for the brutal irony lol

[Ted]

Love it

[Ted]

The first time I meet my wife she kicked a guy in the balls who was mocking her, he went down and she bent over him and said 'Funny how a mans greatest Assert is also his greatest Liability'
I fell in love with her there and then.

[skyhigh]

good one

[playfight]

cool, how she reacted when find out you like it

[Ted]

I didn't tell her for over a year that I loved getting my balls busted. We would always play fight and she would always bust my balls. One day after a play fight she kneed me in the balls and I went down. She was on top of me we kissed and I asked her was she turned on by causing pain to my balls. Her answer blow my mind she Yes I feel powerful and your dick gets hard. So I told her I was turned on by it to and told how much I was turned that night she said it. Her answer was unreal she said yeah well the pussy always beats the balls

[Adrian Nuspun]

A woman once asked me if my balls itch and I want her to scratch them.

[Foo Bar]

What my lady friend always said before kicking my balls:

"Get on your knees."

Simple, but effective.