Good Deity Idea

[R-Gii]

Here is a good idea. Some shy girl is randomly selected to be the deity of Male Injuries. It is her job to monitor and supervise every injury to the male weakness in the world, and more specifically, to ensure that every male gets it at least once in his life.

[Lil Suzy]

Don't you guys get it one way or another at least once ? Soccer, Cricket, Base/softball, biking, sitting (lol), girl friends, just to name a few.

[BustedBelowBelt]

At least once I'd imagine. Sports can be a rough experience. Sooner or later it's gonna be ball vs. balls, and the tag team is going to lose that encounter.

[Rooomer]

100%  If you play enough sports, eventually it happens.  I can check several boxes on your incomplete list ;) 

[John879]

You're right.

Even just sitting in a chair with clumsy movements and wearing tight pants can cause severe pain to these sensitive balls.

[Jane Tanskii]

that would have been a full time job just if she worked around my town...

i assume people get hurt down there basically every second...

and as suzy said i have seen guys get hurt there from such idiotic things...

skateboarding is the funniest in my opinion oh! and air hockey!

[Ryan moorehouse]

Air Hockey?

[Willie]

Change that to "...gets it at least once a day" and you are on to something.

[R-Gii]

I'm not sure if that's for everyone, but it is possible that a few select people may be cursed.

[Cowboy Frank]

I like the idea as long as she is working hard to heal our balls back to full health a.s.a.p to be ready for that next kick or busting.

[R-Gii]

Well, I was picturing that it'd be cast upon a shy girl embarrassed about her role (though she secretly finds it amusing), so she'd make sure her job is done with as little casualty as possible.

[BustedBelowBelt]

I like the sound of that as well. She's taking it seriously but being kind and amused by it. What more could you ask for?

[Cowboy Frank]

I like your idea. This is the right type of girl for this role.