The late afternoon Sun shone golden across the valley as the two cattle made their way peacefully through the ranges of the Rocky Mountains.In the days since they had fled that farm that had completely misunderstood the dictionary definition of "oyster" entirely, Seymore had enjoyed transversing through this peaceful mountain scenery with his babe Bella."How'd you know it'd do it like that?" Seymore asked suddenly, referring to the... interesting kicking incident that had happened before they'd…See More

Merida: Mom, I want a car.Mom: We have a car at home.Car at Home:"But Mom," complained Merida, "I want one of those new Toyota Corolla Hatchback 2024 Nightshades, with those fine modern sculpted body lines and the 169…See More

“Okay, have fun with your friends,” Mack called after Dax and Gwen as they headed out of the nest to meet up with Kim and the others.“We will,” Dax said.“Don’t worry Dad,” Gwen assured them.“And make sure to be safe,” Pam called after them.And then the two of them flapped away.Once the kids were out of sight, Pam sighed in the silence that followed, “Peace and quiet,” she said.Mack turned to Pam, a romantic look in his eyes. “Now that we got the nest to ourselves, maybe we should try something…See More

Gretchen looked over at Grey and sighed dreamily. Like the other griffin girls, she dreamed of taking a flight with the guy of her dreams, and for her, that guy was Grey. He was sure of himself, kind, and very, very handsome. She was going to ask him out when he was done with his conversation with the other students, before he returned to his dorm.But unlike her fellow griffins, it wasn't just a flight she was imagining. Though she found him appealing the way he was, she couldn't help but feel…See More

As the  couple walked out of the theater, Mina couldn’t keep the big amused grin off her face. Osmund looked over at her as she let out a chuckle.“What’s so funny?” Osmund asked.“I just keep thinking,” Mina said, “about when that character was just trying to do his best, and then he got knocked in his weakspot, and then he went down in agony like only a male could… I just love when that happens.”“I don’t get why you’re into that stuff,” said Osmund self-consciously, not wanting to admit the…See More

Rhiana was rummaging through the old box of tape her mother had sent her when her husband Calcifer passed by."Okay, I'm going to head out now." He said "Gotta fly over to the mechanism store and see about a few things. See you in a bit. Love you sweetheart.""Okay, love you sweety."And with that, headed out the door.Rhiana turned her attention back to the box, all the memories of her childhood filling her. So many shows and movies that had defined her as a child shaping her into the grown up she…See More

Basically, you use them like regular Tampons, and at first, everything is normal. But then, after a few seconds, they go into effect. Some start burning like fire, some turn completely to ice, some shoot out tons of tiny needles, injecting painful toxins into the nerves, you never know what you're going to get before hand. Of course, none of them cause any long term harm, but you can't remove them until their 8 hour expectancy is over.What may be even funner is that if a few of them were…See More