My Easy Self Busting Method

[Christian Peterson]

First things first, I came across a post on Smack My Nuts' blog that detailed this item.

If you're like me, you don't have the balls to actually hit yourself hard enough to cause fun.

This is where Smack My Nuts suggestion comes in!  There is this tennis ball launcher for dogs called the K9 Kannon Mini:
https://www.amazon.com/Hyper-Pet-Kannon-Ball-Launcher/dp/B0762PQQHX...

It's pretty cheap and a local big-box store near me sells them, so I went out and picked one up.  It also doesn't require a ton of setup and is easily stored/hidden unlike other out-of-your-control methods I've read about.

You crank back the black handle and it locks into place then pull the trigger when you have a good bead on the target. There are four different levels/clicks.  Click four will actually be a halfway decent blow, and click one is a love tap.  It's pretty sturdy, too.  I've sat on it to get a behind-the-butt shot and haven't had any issues.

I've also had the thought of replacing the little tennis ball with something a bit more substantial, like a golf ball, but haven't tried yet.

I want to grab the non-mini version and give that a shot, too.  It's way longer so might be a bit harder to use effectively and looks quite a bit more imposing!
https://www.amazon.com/Hyper-Pet-Kannon-Ball-Launcher/dp/B0762Q56PH...

All in all I really recommend it if finding a buddy eludes you! 

[Smack My Nuts]

Just to be clear, I didn't make up the idea. Another member here suggested it to me in the chat room (I didn't make a note of which one). They'd already been playing with one and had the Amazon link all ready and everything. But it's definitely become my go-to toy for self busting. 

[Luis Tan Wei Jie]

wow. We should have a self-ballbusting thread. 

[Tim Bowens]

Bought one. Thanks. Trick is how to set it up and aim it and pull the trigger. I’m thinking a string and a pulley.

[Smack My Nuts]

I usually just hold it in my hand.  I can't usually bring myself to swing hard and hit my nuts, but I can aim and pull a trigger.  The only time I really had a hard time was when I was getting instructions on what to do from a girl on Chaturbate and she had me shoot myself 10 times in a row on the same nut with level 4 every time.  The last few it got really hard to pull that trigger.

[Trevor Swevel]

Damn, that sounds hot af! I might have to invest in one of these. Does a level 4 feel like an actual kick?

[Smack My Nuts]

It has a pain level about equal to a decent kick, but not like the strongest kick you could ever get.  Like, one hit from it doesn't floor me, but it does usually make me bend over a little involuntarily and often makes my knees feel a little weak for a moment.

[Tim Bowens]

You have the smaller one, right? I said F it and got the bigger one lol. He here soon.

[Smack My Nuts]

Yeah, I have the smaller one.  But even with the bigger one, I don't think you'll have trouble reaching the trigger.  I don't aim from a ways back, I just put it point blank with the tennis ball right on my balls and then pull the trigger.

I'd been considering getting the bigger one some time, but haven't actually done it.  One of the members here in chat said that the higher levels on the bigger one floor them which sounds both fun and also scary.