Always Wear Protection

This is my first attempt at a story. I hope you all enjoy.

-EJ

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She kicked him in the balls. She could not believe what he just said. Except he was still standing. Why was he not writhing on the ground in pain? When she kicks a guy, she expects him to regret being born male. Sure, Jeff looked surprised that she just kicked him, but he wasn't in a fetal position.

She kicked him again. This time he would go down, only he did not. He did let out a soft grunt, only he started laughing? What sort of guy would laugh after receiving a kick to the nuts?

She was about to kick him again when Jeff held up a hand and said, "Ok Amanda, please do not kick me again. I am wearing a cup."

Why would a guy be wearing a cup? Sure, she could see someone doing so if he was about to play some sports. Amanda admitted her curiosity was piqued.

"I was just on my way out to get a sandwich from the vending machine. Want to join me? I am buying."

Her stomach growled a little at the idea of food. She was not a fan of the vending machine food, but being a poor college student often meant getting food whenever she could. "Lead the way then Theon," she said referring to a character from a popular show who was known for not having any testicles.

"It is a date." Jeff grinned and interlocked his arm with hers and they exited the dorm.

Amanda admitted she liked Jeff. They shared several classes together and even sat next to each other in English class. They would often greet each other when they saw each other and he seemed to be a good guy. He just should not have said what he said when she was entering the dorm building. He was handsome as well with his light brown hair, crooked smile, and hazel eyes that were easy to get lost in. He was also nearly her height. She liked tall men.

As they reached the vending machines outside the building he asked her, "What would you like to order?"

She took a glance at the selection and was not impressed. "Ham and Swiss I guess."

He swiped a credit card and first selected the Ham and Swiss sandwich, then selected the Turkey sandwich for himself. He also got a bag of chips for the two of them to share.

They sat down at a nearby table and opened the chips.

She could not contain her curiosity any longer and asked, "Why are you wearing a cup?"

"Always wear protection is my motto." He replied. Then after taking a swallow of his sandwich he sighed, "Back in high school I was talking to a friend of mine and said something inappropriate about women. What I did not know was that there was a girl behind me when I said it, my high school crush. She took offense at what I said and began chastising me. She used her foot to put an exclamation point to her lecture. That was the most pain I could ever remember ever being in. As you can imagine, I ruined any chance that day to be with my crush. Ever since then, I have always worn a cup."

"I guess you can say your crush crushed you," Amanda replied. "It certainly seems like closing the barn door after all the horses escaped though."

"Perhaps," he responded. "But it saved me from a world of pain today."

"Doesn't it get uncomfortable though?" she asked.

"Yea, but it is better than the alternative. Your kicks seemed rather practiced, almost professional. Have you ever kicked a guy in the balls before?"

Amanda sighed, "I have. I was known as quite a ballbuster back in high school. I doubt there is a guy in my class who I have not kicked at least once. I even think a few liked it as they would often put themselves in a scenario they knew would only end with them clutching their balls in agony.

Jeff winced a little at the description. "Well, if a girl was to kick me in the balls, I think I would choose you. You are easily the most beautiful woman on campus."

Amanda blushed at the compliment.

Jeff smiled, "Do you have any plans for the evening? I was thinking we could watch a little television in the common room."

Amanda knew she should study this evening. She was heading to her dorm room to do so when she ran into Jeff. "Sure, we could watch some TV."

The two of them stood up and went back into the dorm building. They found they had the common room alone. They settled down on the smelly couch that must have been there since the seventies and flipped through the channels. They soon saw Theon on the television and Amanda said, "Stop!"

"This is my favorite show as well, said Jeff. "I just wish the author would finish the books."

The episode was a rerun, but Amanda enjoyed watching it anyway and admitted she did like Jeff's company. Before too long, he put his arm around her.

A sex scene came on, as was common on the show, and Amanda leaned into Jeff and gave him a soft kiss. "How about we go up into your room and continue watching up there?"

Jeff did not need to be told twice. They practically raced up the stairs. Even though they both lived in the same dorm, she had no idea which room was his. They stopped on the fourth floor and were soon in his room.

There was another man in the room studying at a desk. He looked up and said, "Wow Jeff, about time you brought a woman in here. Wow, she is a beauty. If you decided you do not want her, let me know."

"Get out Alex," Jeff said.

"Ok, you don't need to tell me twice," Alex said. "If you need a condom I believe I have some in my sock drawer. Always wear protection" With those words, Alex left the room.

As the door closed, Amanda began to remove her shirt. Jeff just stared in amazement at her. His eyes did not leave her breasts. She began to unfasten her bra when he realized he was just staring and quickly removed his pants. He then pulled down his jock strap.

Now only a black skirt, Amanda slowly walked towards Jeff who still could not believe the luck he was experiencing. Slowly she put her hands upon his shoulders and moved in to give him a kiss. His eyes began to close.

Amanda felt the two orbs between his legs smash when she lifted her right knee. Jeff's eyes popped wide open in surprise.

As Amanda removed her hands from his shoulders and turned around, she heard Jeff's body strike the ground. She picked up her bra from the ground and turned around to see him clutching his damaged balls. The look he gave her was one of pure agony.

With deliberate calmness, she fastened her bra and put on her shirt. As she moved to leave the room, she heard him say one word. The word came out more like a whimper, "Why?"

"You should not have said what you said earlier when you were entering the dorm," she responded with satisfaction. "Remember, you should always wear protection."

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Permalink Reply by Chefda on December 26, 2017 at 6:48pm

That was pretty good, well done. =)

I have two criticisms, but the first is more of a nitpick.

There isn't any evidence in Game of Thrones that Theon is missing his testicles. The information we have is that Ramsay cut off his cock ("his favourite toy", toy being singular), and it's easily arguable that it's crueller to remove the pillar but leave the stones, as Theon would have permanent blue balls and no way to relieve himself.

The other thing is that, as the reader, I really wanted to know what Jeff said that angered Amanda, because without knowing that, I have no way of knowing which character I sympathise with, which I find to be important in ballbusting stories. =)

Permalink Reply by Oliver Andrews on December 26, 2017 at 10:44pm