Two Hold 'Em

It was during my young adult group's meeting in the fellowship hall that I unfortunately learned about the game Two Hold 'Em. This was a church group for college aged adults, about 18-25 was the range. Our young adult leader Janet decided to throw a small birthday party for me that Wednesday night even though my actual birthday was a couple days later. There wasn't too many of us showed up for the meeting that night though. It was just me, two other guys and two other girls. We mostly just chatted about what we had done throughout the week while enjoying cupcakes and other small snacks for the first half of the night.

"Alright, how about we play a game? " Janet asked. We all agreed that it could be fun to play some kind of game. She started searching about a shelf in the corner of the room for something that we could enjoy.

"Y'all want to play a trivia game, " she asked, "or cards or something?" I didn't really care so I didn't say anything as the others chatted with her about what they wanted to play. Lydia, who is Janet's brunette daughter, came over to me while they were trying to figure out what game to play and started to talk to me. I guess she thought I looked sad standing over by myself not really saying anything.

"What game would you like to play birthday boy?" she asked me. I responded, "I don't really care. I'm up for anything." Lydia looked at me with a mischievous smile. I was wondering what in the world was on her mind and why she was looking at me like that. Then she told me, "I've got a new game that I think you might like to play."

"Oh really, " I asked, "What is it?" She quickly responded, "It's called Two Hold 'Em." She kind of giggled as she said it. I figured it must've been some sort of humorous game and at the time I thought it sounded pretty fun. I asked her, "Well how do you play it?" She then took me by the hand and brought me to the center of the room and announced to everyone that we were gonna play Two Hold 'Em. So Janet and the others were all watching us with wonder to see what this game was.

"You're gonna love this game Steven, " Janet informed me. I was pretty excited for this new game now that I could see everyone else was excited. They all started making comments that sounded like they've all played before so I knew it had to be good, especially with the big grins on all of their faces. Lydia looked around the room and said, "Alright someone bring me two of something." Jerry brought her two spoons from the kitchen in a very quick manner.

Lydia took the two spoons in her hands and handed them to me. Having me put one spoon in each hand. She had me lift both my arms up into the air while holding the spoons and said, "Alright I'm gonna explain to you how this game works now, are you ready?" I nodded yes and then WHACK! Her fist quickly snapped right into my groin and I dropped the spoons immediately. I cupped my crotch and dropped to my knees as I felt my face turning red. All I could hear was laughter from everyone in the room. While on the floor I looked straight ahead with my now glossy eyes to see Janet's black nylon legs standing in front of me. I looked further up to see her pointing and laughing at me as well. I was in so much pain and humiliation. I heard one of the guys off to the side shout happy birthday. Then I turned my head to see Lydia wiping away her tears from laughing so hard and she began to tell me something.

"You got hit in your two balls, and now you're holding 'em," Lydia said before laughing hysterically again. I could barely breathe enough to respond with anything, so I continued to lay there on my knees trying not to cry. The laughing and jokes continued for about another five minutes before Janet decided to care about me again.

"Are you alright Steven," she asked, "Have you never been hit in the balls before?" She then turned to address Lydia, "Alright, now apologize and help him up." Lydia walked back over to me with her high heels clanking on the floor. She reached out both her hands to mine.

"I'm sorry Steven, " she apologized, "I won't do that again." I put both my hands into hers and she began to slowly help me back to my feet. She looked at me with my hands still in hers and asked, "You feel better now?" I started to nod yes, but by the time I could finish her high heeled right foot pounded right into my crotch. I could feel my crotch caving around her foot she kicked so hard. I completely lost my breath and fell to the floor. Instead of my knees, I was laying on my side clutching my balls this time as I heard everyone in the room laughing hysterically once again. As I laid there defeated I heard Janet exclaiming with laughter, "Oh she got 'em in the balls again!"

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