suggestion for ballbusting private game.

[fabrizio macchioni]

I need to invent a ballbusting game (playd by card or whatever..) with many soft , medium and hard punishment ; in order to enjoy a long and sadic night with my girlfriend. Thanks for any help!

[32z471adyzhnn]

One game I've thought off is Yatzy, with a twist. Unfortiunly I never got to try it becuse my girl and I broke up before I got the idea. Anyway, during a normal game off Yatsy the girl gets to block (or whatever the term is in english) the first five throws the boy does. She throws the dices in a normal way and gets her points, but when the boy is supposed to throw, she chuses something to be blocked like when you cant make youre dices to fit in any category. This will give her an good advatidge. During the whole game the boy gets to "feel the girl up" and if the girl wins, as she probably does, she gets to kick, knee him in the balls. This does not have any variation in the level off "punishment" but it's un idea I like.

 

While whriting I got a new idea, I'm really drunk now so it might not be the best but here it is (my english is also quite affected by the drinks). There is this card game called "stress". It's a two person game. If I recall right you start with five cards on hand (adjust this to wathever works) and the rest of the deck is laid face down on the table. Then you lay two cards from the deck face up. You are then supposed to lay cards on the ones that are face up, and you can only go up or down one in value. That means if there is a five on the table you can lay a six or fore on it, and if it's an ace on the table you can lay a king or two on it. If you have less the five cards on yore hand you have to draw one from the deck. There is no turn order, you just lay as fast as you can, hence stress. If there is a stalemate when no one can lay a card you draw two new cards from the deck and start over, let the piles of played cards remain on the table. When both piles are topped with the same value card, like both piles have an ten as the last played card, you say "stress" and the person who didn't say stress picks up all the cards in the piles on his hand and the game contiues untill one player has no more cards and the stack is empty. Now, I just thought off a twist. If the boy loses the game all togheter he will get a hard punishment. When the boy gets to pick up the cards, he gets a choise. Either he picks upp all cards with a soft punichment, or the biggest pile with a medium punishment or the smallest with a hard punishment. When the girl gts to pick upp the card she gets a choise, either all cards and a small punshment for the boy or the samallset pile and no punishment for the boy, cant be to hard on him when he's winning. All cards that are not picked up returns to the stack. Just came upp with the idea, so I haven't tought it thru, might be worth a try.

[fabrizio macchioni]

thanks Jhonjon, I will try during this weekend .... hopefully I can get a very hot experience!

[Shadowhawk]

The only thing I've come up with is getting some label paper (like garage sale pricing stickers) and covering dice with them. You write whatever you want on the dice. We use one die for the type of bust (i.e. kick, punch), one for the position (i.e. on hand and knees, standing facing each other), and one for the number of hits (that one obviously doesn't need to be covered with the labels). You could add another die for the severity of the bust.

[3p8pl75j3t7lh]

I came up with a game that I recently played.. it only involves a deck of cards. The girl flips a card over and that tells her what to do.  Clubs = kick,   Spades = squeeze,  Hearts= blow job or hand job, and Diamonds = knee.. The level of punishment ranged from 1- 10 (one being softest and 10 being really hard) the ace was equal to one. Although if she drew a heart the numbers would be in increments of 20 seconds. Jacks were girls choice of what to do and how hard or long to do it.. Queen was all the girls get involved and do what they want.  King is the guy gets to do something to the girl.

[Maskedguy 1.7]

nice concept..

[Jenoo]

We were playing a similar concept to the poker card game with my girlfriend, but we had UNO cards.

The meaning of the colors was decided at the start of every game, I picked two types of punishment, she picked the other two.

The numbers meant the number of impact of the selected punishment (5 kick, 4 fistpunch, 3×5 second squeeze and so).

Zeros can be used as 10 or as a quick break card (0 impacts).

And used this rules for the special cards:

Skip - This is the forbidden card. Flip a card from the deck, and execute it any other method than the color. (Example: red should be kick, the flipped card is red 4, so there should be 4 of anything other like knee, punch and so.)

Draw two - This is the infinity number card. The punishment called by the color lasts till the guy gives up or drops. It's not allowed to give up before the tenth impact.

Reverse - This is the revenge card. The buster and the bustee switch for one action, and flip a new card, to decide what should it be.

Wild - The minor Joker card. Who flipped this can wish this to be any card. (Red8, Blue draw two and so on.)

Wild draw four - The Joker card. Who flipped this card can wish for anything related to BB or sexual activities.

For the first time we played, we flipped the card after each other, but I was always the victim of the bust. But she said it wasn't enough interesting so we added some rules for the next time.

Additional rules:

- Decision making. The players don't simply flip the cards, in one's turn he/she draws more cards (3~5) and choose one of them to execute. The other cards are put in a self mini-discard. After 2 turns, the players can choose a card from the other player's mini-discard instead of drawing some new. It was made to see what the other player wanted to be left.

- Defensive rules. I could never endure the whole deck, even using the first added rule, wich wastes a lot of cards, so we used created two rules in the defense of my balls. The fisrt one was that the Zero cards could be kept for later use, to negate a card she flipped. The second one was, that i can ask for break 3 times in a game.

- Variety of force. After some 7 and 8 cards, the one-two-three could be boring, so we made up a rule to balance the difficulties. If a number is 1, 2 or 3 the bust is hard, if the number is higher, it is soft.

This is just a mind opener, so don't mind adding some rules, or vary in the cards.

[fabrizio macchioni]

Many thanks Jenoo,

next week I will be back to my country and I will play immediately with my girl.......

if I will introduce some new interesting rules I will let you know.

have a nice and funny weekend.

ciao

Fabrizio