I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... (finish statement)

Here's a fun play on words. So you have at some point kicked a guy in the balls, thought about it or thinking about doing it now. Maybe its an imbecil coworker, to a jerk ex boyfriend, to the idiot store clerk that stole your money. OK so you start the sentence off by saying

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..." and then you finish the statement. for example: "that his Adams apple now has company"... "that they flew out the corner pocket"... "that they are now part of his diet"... you get the picture. Be creative and have fun venting. :)

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Permalink Reply by Berkey on December 21, 2015 at 6:41am

Honestly, this comment was scarier than your threat. *Shudders*

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Permalink Reply by dave j on December 31, 2016 at 1:11pm

Great point! Love your mind though.

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Permalink Reply by Erica Walo on January 24, 2015 at 8:12pm

that his grapes fly out and end up in my fruit salad

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Permalink Reply by Weak dude on February 15, 2015 at 4:36am

hahaha

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Permalink Reply by Daniel Smith on December 10, 2015 at 6:04am

I'm going to kick you so hard that I sterilise you. Then I'll bill you for the vasectomy.

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Permalink Reply by dave j on December 18, 2015 at 1:48pm

very hot!

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Permalink Reply by 2cxuwid605ds6 on December 10, 2015 at 12:38pm

Well...as a nice twist...if a girl tells me she's going to kick me in the balls....I'll say....I'll kick you so hard in the cunt you'll wish you had balls!;)