Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack

Not a laughing matter but I had to smile. The below excerpt appeared on line today. Sorry no film at 11. --- Ironic that he was taken to the “Ball” hospital. Seems the family of Ball Mason Jar fame have heavily this institution. Even as a woman I winced a bit. A man never never wants to be in the hands of an irate woman in this manner.

APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.

Christina Reber, 43, was freed from jail after posting $10,000 bond in connection with her alleged attack of her ex-beau.

The victim, 57, told police that he was working at his computer when Reber walked into his house uninvited. The man said Reber screamed at him to “call the fucking police” before launching her assault.

The victim told cops that Reber first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The victim, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

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Permalink Reply by Silent Warrior on April 6, 2012 at 10:30pm

"Ball Memorial Hospital" LOL!!!!! Yes, that IS funny!

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Permalink Reply by Mz Jhoana on April 8, 2012 at 11:00am

omg poor guy- see fellas thats why u gotta keep ur women happy;) - "Ball" Memorial Hospital.. lmao!!

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Permalink Reply by 3n52spszh442j on April 8, 2012 at 9:33pm

So many questions: "Working at his computer"? and the fact that she was able to get THAT good a grip, I think we all know what he was doing at the computer. Who is/what are the "they" in "after they fell to the ground"? What made her stop? "On again, off again"? But the real question is: Was this guy really, at 57, such an amazing lay that she just couldn't deal? Some wicked mojo he's rockin.....er was rockin. I have friended her on FB. If she accepts, hopefully I can get some answers :)