The near misses.

[David]

I have been lucky enough to have been married at two different times to women willing to kick me in the nuts.  I am still married to my second ballbusting love of my life, but that doesn’t stop me from thinking about past busts.  Some of the memories that creep into my mind the most are the near misses, the busts that never were, and the ones that could have been.  I will share one now, and if popular, I will share more.  These are real situations and not day-dream fantasies.  

When is was separating from my first ballbusting wife, I was dating a girl named Amanda.  Amanda was about as vanilla as they come.  However, during foreplay, I let it be know that I like my balls squeezed, and she seemed happy to do it (not as hard as a true buster would mind you).  Because of this, the topic of hitting me in the nuts would come up from time to time.  I feel like it was a threat she didn’t know how follow through on, or if she should.  

One day she was over at my house and we were standing outside in the driveway talking.  I don’t recall the whole conversation (the boring details), but I was playfully holding Amanda’s arms and asked her what she was gonna do now?  She replied with, “well, your legs are spread, and I have two free knees!”.  I asked Amanda if she would really kick me in the balls, and she said, “I might!,.  I then asked her if she’d ever done it before and she replied, “no, but that doesn’t mean I won’t.”  At this point I was at loss for what to do.  Do I reveal my desire to be punted in nads by her, or play it off like she had the upper hand and back down?  Finally I told her to do what she felt she needed to do, and she replied, “I feel like kick you between the legs, but the thought of you crying on the ground seems too mean”.  The situation just kinda defused from there.  

We didn’t date too much longer after that event.  We both had too much going on in our lives, and the timing was off.  I still can’t help but wonder what could have been if she would have sent her foot flying into my crotch. Who knows what urges might have awoken inside her mind?  I doubt she even remembers that day, but it has stuck with me for years.