smashing my ex's balls

[Kristen Bananas]

i haven't been on the site much lately, but wanted to share a quick story.  i recently broke up with my b/f.  we have been off and on for a long time, but this time it might be for good.  it wasn't a bad break-up and there wasn't any hard feelings but obviously not easy for either of us.  

so i went over to his apartment a couple of days ago to pick up a few things.  i wasn't planning on busting him, but as i was getting ready to leave, i just saw a perfect opportunity.  he was standing there in a pair of sweat pants, looking to the side with his legs spread far apart enough where i could land a shot.  i couldn't help myself.  i swung my right leg back and kicked pretty much as hard as i could.  i never really hit him full strength because i never wanted to damage him, and he seems to have really sensitive balls.  but i just could help myself this time.  i was wearing one of my favorite pairs of sam edelman boots, so his nuts really didn't stand a chance. 

i think i landed a perfect shot and his body stiffened up and he crashed to the ground.  i could tell i got him good because he was writhing so bad, i would almost consider it convulsing. it sounded like he was trying to moan, but couldn't really catch his breath, so just the occasional high pitched moan came out of his mouth.  he was hurting bad.  i was a little concerned but also turned on.  i watched him roll around on the ground for a few minutes and made sure he was okay.  then i told him "ooops, sorry about that" and told him i would be in contact soon.  

he says he is okay now.  it is 2 days later, but i know from a common friend that he did not got to work yesterday.  i am pretty confident his balls must be pretty swollen and walking has to be a chore based upon past experiences.  

[Weak dude]

wow, i hope to feel a kick like that. Yes painful but i am interesting to see if i like it when it hurt so much, hehe. cool... he must have been chocked. Thanks for sharing!

[Mei]

oh noes! I'm sorry to hear about the break up. sorry we haven't kept in touch as much as we used to, it's getting rough with the pregnancy, but I'm glad you at least got that one beautiful shot. Hope we talk again soon

[MacDavid067]

I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out but that is definitely the way to break it off. I recently broke up with my fiancé and while I'm incredibly heart broken I've had this fantasy a few times.

[Foo Bar]

Those are some intimidating boots, Lana!

[Lil Suzy]

I think you should do it again.

[Jax]

I thought the story was hot, I'd be tempted to feign a breakup just for the makeup sex after an experience like this. I love the idea of being in a ball of pain on the floor & hearing a mockingly disinterested girl above me say: "oops, sry about that".

[bustedballs80]

Hi Kristen,

Sorry to hear about the relationship gone wrong, but I sure wished I could say I was your ex BF :-)

[2swollen]

And now the devil in me thinks you should apologize and tell him you feel bad and want to come over and make him feel better... then crush his stupid nuts again when you get there!

[2swollen]

Dang KB!  You rang his bell on the way out, cruel as hell, but I love it (secretly jealous of him). Would have to relieve the pressure in my swollen balls at least hourly from that heavy of a blow, and all the while thinking of the deliciously feminine devil who wrecked my ballz.

[Melinda the Ball Breaker]

I want those boots, I hope you crush them too. I laughed when I saw the nut butter comment lol