Illegal use of the hands

The 4^th of December 2011 was a beautiful autumn day in this part of the world, ideal for outdoor athletics. A group of us were playing a pick game of American style flag football (7 on 7). A playful Susan (me) was lined up behind the Quarterback as halfback; the play was to be a wishbone option out to one of the fullbacks and to sweep right, a play from 1900 Yale or Princeton. Obviously I had other ideas and thoughts (he he he). The Quarterback had his back to me, and he was slightly hunched over as he was about to hike the ball to himself. He was wearing sweat pants and this basically exposed his tender area in a nice little bulging mound, I couldn’t resist the urge. I could feel myself breaking out in a playful grin and as he yelled hike. I came up from behind him and delivered a Chyna style forearm to the groin between his legs, I hit his vulnerability with the upper part of my wrist. The Quarterback gave out a high pitch squealing scream of laughter and pain. He dropped the football and stumbled over onto the ground momentarily (several seconds). No one was paying attention to the loose football rolling on the ground; all eyes were on another ball incident (he he he). One individual, the player lined up at the tight end position took advantage of the confusion. He was able to pick up the ball and scramble 15 yards for the score. It was a “Busted” play LOL (wink), and we were able to take advantage of it and score. Everyone laughed at him after they realized what just happened, one of the girls on the other team even mentioned jokingly “what a brilliant play, can we try it” and then broke out in hardy laughter. I didn’t rub it in too much, at least not yet I haven’t, this just happened a one day ago as I post this story. I did give him a little back rub and then a kiss on the temple and a quick giggle. One thing my busted friend did after he was able to stand was untuck his shirt to cover his groin area. He seemed to be a good sport about it, but just slightly humbled :D

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Comment by diego29 on December 6, 2011 at 1:42pm: GREAT story! weren´t you afraid of him getting mad at you?
i mean, we(the ones who like to get hit in the balls) are just a small
percentage of the society. Anyway, i would love to play football against you

Comment by Persis on December 6, 2011 at 12:54pm: I'll bet every guy on that field probably wished that was them getting that attention from you, good job girl.

Comment by greg m on December 6, 2011 at 10:09am: hahaaaa....you rock....i can so picture you doing that....you touched and he was down....lol...great job

Comment by Francesca on December 6, 2011 at 9:17am: God Susan, guys just don't stand a chance around you. I'll say the student has surpassed the teacher.

Comment by Ray on December 6, 2011 at 7:02am: another hit, I want you for my team, yummy.

Comment by CC on December 6, 2011 at 3:18am: I'm not sure you can get an unsportsmanlike conduct call against your own teammate...at least I've never seen it happen :P

Comment by Bret on December 5, 2011 at 9:16pm: This is why its fun to play football with girls, we know we're "upping the stakes" of the game which makes it more exciting (and a little scary). Nice play Susan :D

Comment by nolizards on December 5, 2011 at 8:12pm: Susan should have been flagged for Unsportsmanlike Conduct!!!! But I do love that story... If I were in that situation I'd keep Susan in the shotgun formation for sure!

Comment by Goalie on December 5, 2011 at 8:08pm: Not sure about the rules in the American version of the game but I think the 'Chyna' is worth a red card in the rest of the world version :)

As always, thanks for sharing.