this is my first story, so ill try to be as descriptive as possible

so i was at friends apartment with my two guyfriends A and G and G's girlfriend K.[they will be letters for now]

so the two guys and i were on the couch deep in conversation while K was in the kitchen doing A a favor and cleaning the kitchen. so while we were talking, the subject of world records came up and said that the most painful world record is probly the record for getting the most kicks to the…