Hey Guys/Girls,

So I've found myself int he position where I'm trying to directly ask girls on Tinder, OkCupid, PoF etc. to hit me in the balls. Honestly at this point in my life I'm not ready for a serious thing that finds fulfillment in the end, I just have a primordial urge to get hit in the balls which is super unrealeastic I realize.

Even so I'm starting off with this line. Let me know what you guys think/I would welcome any success stories people have had…