So I've been trying to get my friends to kick me in the balls as many times as they can in a minute's worth of time. The first time we tried there was a miscommunication and they got 84 kicks in 72 seconds. So I convinced them to try again. We got 72 kicks to my nads in 60s. Then after a few bets I convinced them to try a third time. The two of them kicked my balls 84 times in 60s. I knew we could do better. So last night we went again. Now note, they always kick me pretty hard. Last night I… Continue

So a few months ago, I couldn't think clearly. All I could do was obsess over get to g busted. So I decided to go on craigslist and post a few adds. A couple of them got flagged immediately. That was a little heartbreaking but dammit I needed my fix. After a few failed true to talk some responders into it, this girl finally answered. She was up for it and I couldn't wait. I eagerly waited about a week because of my work schedule and drove out to her place for a session. Now im 21 years old and… Continue

So I work at a UPS Store and during the holidays, we are selling holiday stamps to our customers. My boss doesn't want any left over. Mind you, she is a 40 year old mother but for some reason she is kind of cute. Anyways, she told all of us that every time we don't ask a customer if they would like some holiday stamps, she would kick us in the balls, Well I'm a good employee and sell them and I didn't really think she'd ever actually do it. Yesterday, I finished with a customer my co-worker…

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