Tension at Work

[Balls of Steel]

So I work at a UPS Store and during the holidays, we are selling holiday stamps to our customers. My boss doesn't want any left over. Mind you, she is a 40 year old mother but for some reason she is kind of cute. Anyways, she told all of us that every time we don't ask a customer if they would like some holiday stamps, she would kick us in the balls, Well I'm a good employee and sell them and I didn't really think she'd ever actually do it. Yesterday, I finished with a customer my co-worker was working with, and when I turned around my boss gave me this weird look. "

"you know Sean, you didn't offer her any holiday stamps. I'm pretty sure I get to kick you in the balls now. Since I get turned on by the very thought I instantly pointed out it was technically my co-worker's customer so it doesn't count. She agreed and laughed. I got to tell you though, the smile on her face when she said she should get to kick me in the balls makes me kind of want to not offer holiday stamps anymore - just to see. Well that's my own moment of tnsion at work.

[Jack the Lad]

Well, i know i'd do anything to get busted by a female boss. That's two kinds of power she'd have over you...

[Foo Bar]

Yeah, definitely sounds like she has ball kicking on her mind. 

Do you ever work a closing shift with just you and her at the store?  That would be an excellent time to forget to ask about stamps.  If she notices, and again says that she gets to kick your balls, ask her playfully: "Is that a threat, or a promise?"  If she replies "promise", just stay playful and don't get too eager.  When the store closes, she'll probably kick your nuts.  ;-)

[Bret]

The first time she mentioned it may have been a joke, but bringing it up a second time like that totally makes me think she's into it.  Are you hiring?  LOL, I'm a bad bad employee