Years ago, in New York, I had a Portugese girlfriend that loved to surprise me with a swift kick to the testicles. One summer, she also found out that she loved something else... Teasing me, mercilessly, and giving me a good set of the classic "blue-balls". One trip to the beach had me begging for relief of my pain, however, instead of relief - she replaced the pain of "blue-balls" with a pain quite a bit more memorable.



It started one Saturday morning when I woke up, next to my,… Continue

our testicles make us do some crazy things, sometimes.... esp w/ respect to women... so when a woman comes and kicks them for us.... well, it kinda brings us back down to earth. And if she takes some pleasure from that, well, that's just sexy...