Got kicked in the balls by a new woman yesterday, and another one with some less than favorable experiences with law enforcement. Suffice to say, she enjoyed the hell out of smashing some cop nuts. It took a bit of encouragement at first ("No really, I promise, there's no SWAT team around the corner waiting for the first kick"), but once she got over her fear, this girl let loose! It was an hour and 15 minute drive home, and my right nut didn't stop hurting for another two hours after I got…