Felon in possession...of my nuts.

[JohnnyLaw]

Got kicked in the balls by a new woman yesterday, and another one with some less than favorable experiences with law enforcement. Suffice to say, she enjoyed the hell out of smashing some cop nuts. It took a bit of encouragement at first ("No really, I promise, there's no SWAT team around the corner waiting for the first kick"), but once she got over her fear, this girl let loose! It was an hour and 15 minute drive home, and my right nut didn't stop hurting for another two hours after I got back! We started with some light kicks, then she worked her way up into knees, both of which she did well with. Unfortunately, my poor planning led to me wearing jeans, which meant she only got a good grip on my nuts once, but that one time, my God, she could have dragged me all over the room! We ended with a savage kick from behind which dropped me to all fours, and of course she took advantage of my open legs to deliver a devastating final kick that completely took my breath away and left me rolling in pain. We both went home happy!

[Kinteki]

That role-reversal, so to speak, must enhance the situation a ton!