I recently met a woman who had only busted balls out of anger before, and figured she'd give kicking a willing subject a try. She also has had some...issues with the law, and given my current job (two guesses what I do for a living), she decided I was a perfect victim. Background on my kicker and I-I'm 6', 240lbs (275 in full duty gear), the kicker (we'll call her Lindsey-not her real name) is 5' and 90lbs dripping wet. She's by far the tiniest woman to ever kick me in the nuts. As I have…