First off I'm not British, I'm just a sucker for alliteration.

So anyway my girlfriend and I were invited to a friends house warming party. I wore jeans and a t shirt as I almost always do. My girl asked me to wear briefs since that what she prefers to bust me in and she punched and squeezed me the entire 30 min ride to my friends place. She said that we would finish when we got home and I was happy to hear it.

When we got there I could tell she was nervous, she doesn't like a friend… Continue