Calling all creative suggestions!

[Donald Veracrow]

I’m hoping to consult with the people of KITG, with women’s opinions especially valued:

anyone have any good suggestions for a scenario/setup to getting kicked in the balls? Any remarks or comments I could make to a woman about to snap kick me that would be funny for video purposes? Maybe nothing too nasty or insulting, but deserving of a ball kick anyway? Best answer will be used by me in a vid, TBA.

[Jake e]

I’ve been a fan of those kick or kiss videos where it’s a game like rock paper scissors or a coin toss or something. It’s really cool when you can tell they want to win the kick.  Something you could say in that scenario would be “go easy on me” and the best reply would be “no way”. 

If you’re more looking at it from the anger angle while not being particularly sexist or offensive I’d want to see something along the lines of more of a challenge or even a wager ($20 days you can’t knock me to the ground) that implies she COULDN’T do it if she tried. Giving her a wide margin (in 10 kicks or less) and making fun of her if/when she misses would really make it fun.

If you want to be more angering maybe a scenario around working out or something where you comment they need to stop skipping leg day. I would feel bad insulting anyone but a good retort with a hard kick would show you otherwise.

[Ishi ♀]

I guess main thing is to find out if the woman is into bb at all...otherwise the same comment can result into a slap and not a kick/knee i feel

[Lord Plums]

yes although I kind of believe that kick/knee are the sort of response she might avoid if she isnt very frank with you.
Girls who do get to know you/get comfortable proper might just go for it.
But its still an open question as to what might be the tell tale signs that someone is into it.

[Tara J]

Well this always works on me. My husband drives me crazy when he says that I hit like a girl. It always gets him a much harder punch or knee.