New Year, No Nutz

[Lil Suzy]

A few days ago, I was chatting with Andy Lee (KITG Member), he made the observation that there hasn't been too much activity on the Real Story Blog lately. I felt I should give it a try to help out with that situation.

 

This story dates back to October 2019, Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. I remember it being a very warm, summery evening. I was wearing a very short, Hawaiian flower print pair of shorts, a T-shirt and I was actually in just my bare feet.   I was celebrating the holiday quietly, with just one friend. He's a guy I've known since my childhood, we've attended the same Jewish Youth Group for years. The both of us were hanging out on my front porch as we shared a bottle of wine to ring in the holiday.

 

I Just recently split with my husband and my friend figured this would be a wonderful time to try and make some moves on me. He tried to first convince me to just go ahead and divorce my estranged husband and the two of us should start dating and that we would be perfect together. I remember telling him that it was way too early for me to decide on what I want to do next and that I just want to take things very slowly. Apparently that wasn't enough to cool him down . He kept up with his suggestions, but he also became a little more aggressive and started grabbing at me. The fact that I knew him since childhood, I gave him some consideration and didn't fight back right away.

 

The thought of kicking him in the nuts crossed my mind many times. Maybe I should have given him a little warning on the dangerous situation he was getting himself into, but i didn't :smirk:  . For the next five or so minutes I kept pushing him away and told him to please stop. He was too determined and way too horny to listen or care. I finally had my fill of him, so I just squared up to him and kicked him in the balls with a nice popping slap sound, my bare foot smacked him in the junk.

 

 He stopped in his tracks, His eyes went wide OO with shock and fear and mouth agape 0 , the classic nut kicked face :smirk: He was surprised and shocked. He then fell out on my porch for the next several minutes. I remember standing over him with my arms akimbo and telling him that "I have no Issues with going right for the balls". I have no idea if he even heard me while he was on the ground tending to a couple of things. I find it sexy, that  several groups of people were within eye shot of our activity, so i am pretty sure people saw it happen. I still see My friend from time to time, he keeps his distance :)

[greeneyedsusan]

The classic nut kicked face :D

[Karate_Aaron]

Awesome!  Barefoot kicks are the best!

[Andy Lee]

Thanks for posting your fun story Lil Suzy! I'm happy to see another story on here!

I really like that despite you thinking what you were going to do to him, you did give him many chances, and were seeing if he was going to back down. But because he decided to press it further and further, wham, right in the berries, lol.

[Lil Suzy]

@ Hans. 

Yes, it was definitely harder than a midlevel kick, but it wasn't my hardest effort either. If I had to put a number on it, I'd say it was in the 7 to 8 range on my scale. 

[Hans]

Great story! That sounds like you. :-)

How hard did you kick him? I guess more than just a medium kick?

[Weak dude]

True female power....

[tsm89]

One shot to put him in his place. Nice.

[volcan51]

great story.

love all your thinking proccess on about how would you kick or not his nuts. 

the awesome part was behind all that process you had the chance to do it at any given time

Fun part its like he imagine himself on a powerful position while all the time had a damocles sword over his head.

I wonder how would be a world with guys more conscient how easy is for some woman send thier nuts to orbit.

[Smoo]

Hah, thats a great story.  Nice to know he learned his lesson!  *two claws up*