The Search Is Over Fellas

[SoreLoser]

[Buster Berry]

I'm heading to Antarctica.

Heard they have a great university there.

[Gregory Patrick]

I always hate when someone on fetlife has Antarctica as their home. Why do they have to tell fetlife where they live? Why can’t it just be blank?

[Beast]

Bruh, why’d you write a whole manifesto below. I’m crying.

[SoreLoser]

I don’t know. Not everything has to have a point. I was scrolling down my recommendations on fetlife, and I noticed all the girls that kept catching my eye had listed their location as Antartica. It’s not lost on me that they do that to prevent stalkers from showing up in their offline life, but the next thought I had was about how you see post from guys all the time about how they can’t find anyone to bust them. Then I made a poster for those guys informing them that all these perfect 10 dommes were living on the ice covered continent of Antartica, like I was too daft to understand that all of those beautiful women don’t actually live in Antartica. Then I posted a picture of that poster on my profile page. What don’t you understand? BTW, your profile pic is a cat? Do I go on your page and ask you what the point of that is? No, because I have respect for others, and things to do with my day besides wonder why Allen’s profile picture is a cat. Allen isn’t a cat. Having a cat for a profile pic that’s a cat isn’t going to help Allen make any new friends or meet any new people. Is that even your cat Allen? Or did you just rip a picture of someone else’s cat off the internet and say, “I know; I’ll use that picture of someone else’s cat as my picture. Yea! That’s the ticket.” What’s the point of that Allen Kierkegaard-Nietzsche Witts? Hey Allen... I’m just busting your balls buddy. IDK, it’s just a thing I made. I posted it. What am I supposed to do with it?

[Allen Witts]

...what was the point of this?