Crossing eyes

[Shalea K.]

Hello everyone. I was wondering if anybody can tell me the reason some guys actually go cross eyed when kicked hard enough. I mean I get you guys say it hurts really bad but you wouldnt go cross eyed if i were to kick you in the shin really hard. Ive kicked a few guys and so far two guys went cross eyed when i kicked them. sometimes guys eyes just go all funny though lol and dont cross. I noticed it seems to only happen when I kick pretty hard though.I think its like so funny to watch a guys eyes cross after I kick him really hard, but im just wondering if theres like some explanation for this. I just dont see the connection between balls and eyeballs lol.

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

@shalea thanks for asking this question.

I am no doctor and I do not profess to know the medical answer to this, but I will try to give you an educated observation.  First of all neither I nor any male has any remote idea what our eyes look like when we are kicked in the balls, but I get what you are asking. 

I think with all bodily pain there is something in the brain that affects involuntary muscle spasms and reactions in the body as a whole. I have found that the anticipation of pain in a bust causes us to involuntary constrict our abdominal muscles which in turn also affects breathing... once you take away a persons ability to breathe right then lots of quirky things happen…  the brain has a strange way to process a bust because it is processing many instant reflexes like jumping back or up to avoid or absorb the blow or cause us to bring our hands up to protect our privates… many bodily muscles are at play here.. anticipated pain and actual pain may be a factor on how a guys eyes may respond when you factor actual testicle and involuntary abdominal pains combined with unsteady breathing… there's a lot going on in the brain I gather hence the loopy cross eyed looks you might be seeing with hard kicks. 

Not sure if this makes sense to you or anyone but I made an attempt hopefully other guys will voice their thoughts and hopefully we have a doctor in the KITG membership who would like to take a stab at this :)  

[Shalea K.]

thanks dvhour. honestly all i expected were educated guesses or theories but i would think thats a pretty good educated guess. id be interested to hear anyones thoughts though. and btw my friend who i bust every once in awhile goes cross eyed when i make good contact. i think it was the second time i ever kicked him when i really let him have it and i noticed he went cross eyed. after he recovered i mentioned something about it to him, going cross eyed, and he said he had no clue he did it!!! so yes u guy definitely have no clue of the faces u make when kicked :) lol

[Maskedguy 1.7]

i have some idea. thanks for the question, research the NLP part of this eye movement (some youtube vid on this , how to read peoples by his or her eye movement). we move our eye when answering question..(i,m not the expert, but it must be some link, what he feels or think when feeling the pain from hard kick)

[Patrick]

I would have to say that there's no physiological reason for this as I've never once crossed my eyes. I'd say social conditioning form media reinforcement as my best guess.

[35xxz2x7lx674]

I've never seen or heard of a guy's eyes crossing in real life. I thought it was just a cartoon kind of thing. Like part of the whole goofy face of surprise and pain. 

[Knee Fodder]

We are probably caught between the ecstasy of a beautiful woman hitting us in the balls, and the excruciating pain delivered!

Take it as a compliment! When followed by caughing, & collapsing to his knees; he's just trying to tell you how good you are!

I'm not sure if I cross MY eyes! Can we do an experiment?  ;)

[Maskedguy 1.7]

it normal if we cough after that kick.

[justaboy]

I have actually never crossed my eyes unwillingly. The only times I've done it were when I'm kicked by someone who's never busted or seen a guy get busted, so I exaggerate my reaction to make her feel really powerful, and to hopefully get a giggle from her.

[Joe]

They just do that in the movies but not in real life.  It's fake.  It's a movie reaction to a ballbust.  I seriously doubt it happens very often in real life.