more ball busting shorts :)

[greeneyedsusan]

Hello KITG I have two more BB short stories for you all.

January, 2010 (Target Store)  

 This particular experience took place several years ago while out on a dinner date with my Fiancée. We had a very nice evening out. During our rounds out and about, I wanted to stop in at the local Target to pick up birdfeed for the feeder in my yard. My Fiancée started to whine and complain about my idea. I didn't care about his whining, I was getting the birdfeed despite his disapproval. I won the battle of the wills in the car so we ended up at Target. While in the store, he sulked and dragged his feet the entire time. An employee pointed us in the right direction and after contemplating which bag to select (A good 10 minute process), I  put one bag of feed in the cart and i was ready to go. As i walked towards the front of the store to pay, I balled up my fist and punched my Fiancée right in the nuts and told him "SLOW YOUR ROLL". He let out a loud "UFFFFFFF" and doubled over and then grabbed himself. Just two people were in the same aisle at that moment, a young mother and  her young son. The Mom flashed me a quick smile mixed with amused disbelief and approval. Her son looked very confused as he looked up at me passing by. He darting his eyes back and forth between my doubled over Fiancée cupping himself and my satisfied swagger. I shot the little boy a smile as I walked by, my Fiancée humiliated and defeated, followed behind.

August, 2015 (Cape May)

In August or September every year, a group of  friends get together for a week's vacation (holiday) at the Jersey Shore, usually at Cape May. On this one particular humid morning two car loads packed up and headed for the beach, we found two open spots right on the T intersection of Beach Blvd and Decatur Street, a very rare and lucky find indeed. My husband opened the trunk and started pulling things out of the back of the car, I offered to help him, but he told me that i would just get in the way and to leave him be. So i stood there and watched him unload the trunk for two or three minutes. He grabbed the last two items out of the back which were two aluminum beach chairs. That's when a playful urge took over, I gave him a quick glancing knee to the boys causing him to stop and freeze with such a look of shock. Then all you heard was the clanging of the two aluminum chairs hitting the road and him squatting down to gather himself LOL. I stood over him arms akimbo with a grin from ear to ear, he looked so cute at that moment. I then coyly asked  "OOPS, did i get in the way?" One of my friends just broke out in laughter, adding the laugh track for the moment.

[Beaten13]

I love your playful style. Thanks for sharing your stories with us.

[Robert "Trey" Mansfield]

Yeah, I love seeing the reactions of yuoung boys or girls the first time they witness/experience/deliver a bust.

[greeneyedsusan]

Andy Lee - I'm actually doing quite well, thank you for asking.

Lil Suzy - Yeah, my husband is a bit jumpy at times, maybe not quite as much as your husband ;)

And to everyone commenting about the little boys reaction. Personally, i think that's the best part of that story.

 

[Tina]

I love how much fun your busts are. You really know how to play the cutesy card too.

[Ballistic]

Wow, GREAT stories. That little boy. I can only imagine how his world changed right then and there. I remember my own early experiences of confusion, anger and amazement when learning how girls could win against us 'stronger' boys. It changes you forever. And the smiling mom. Amazing!!

[Emerson]

yes, cute shorts : D

[Vanya]

So cute ^_^

[nolizards]

I love how cute and light hearted you tell your stories... So adorable :-)

[Caley]

That just cracks me up, the aluminum chairs hitting the road CLANG CLANG....hahahahahahahahahaha ...

[Johnny BB Goode]

Fun stuff Susan! I love how you asked if you got in the way. Cleaver!
Thanks for sharing your stories.