Let's play football o!o

[2swollen]

Last year Eliza D came up with a fun way to kick her man a couple of hundred times during a football game.

Was thinking about creating a fresh set of rules to add a few special treats.  Wanna play along?

Basically, she had set it up that she would kick her boyfriend for every point scored and keep it going.

So she would kick her boy 6 times for a touchdown, 6 times + 1 for the point after. Say they kicked a field goal for 3 points, that's another 10 kicks.  

And it didn't matter which team scored, it was just all added together...

Ouch!

Every game starts with a kickoff and we should too. So one hard kick from behind to start the game, and what the heck, let's give a kick from behind for every time the ball is kicked off, punted, field goal and point after.  

Let's add some punches, and lets hold the nuts in one hand while you punch with the other (don't want them running away) for interceptions, and what the heck, let's stand on them for at least a minute for fumbles.

Kick those balls for every touchdown point (and they come in sixes), squeeze them for a minute for every point after, and knee them three times for every field goal.

Make sure you do this cumulatively and you should have a pair of thoroughly beaten ballz by the time the game is over.

ps- pray for overtime!

Who wants to play? 

And we would love to hear how your game went.

[2swollen]

edit to add:  how about a sack tap times number of yards lost for every quarterback sack.