I Did It Again – Subway Nut Crunch on Homeless Guy

[Kelly]

This literally happened today....I sent out the story earlier today right after it occured (while my panties were still wet :P hehe jokes...kinda) to my Elite Fans but here's a freebie for my friends on KITG

 
I had to take public transit today... I usually avoid it, but I'm heading to a busy area downtown and it just makes more sense than driving and paying a fortune for parking.
 
As soon as I got on the subway I remembered why I hated it so much. It was jam packed with smelly people, and I found myself next to the smelliest one of all, an actual bum. I'm not talking about a low class man, I mean an actual, half crazy homeless man with a beard and everything. He wandered on shortly after I got on and as soon as he spotted me, he interrupted his conversation with the wall and another invisible friend to get closer to me. I admit I'm dressed to kill today (looking to impress at a little business excursion), I have on a tight white blouse (covered by a jacket that's not really covering a lot), a tight, short black skirt, nylons to keep my gorgeous legs warm and my shiny black mini boots with buckles (I've worn them in clips) they're sexy enough to go with this outfit, but they defiantly scream "I'm a fucking Diva!" Hehehe. Obviously after seeing my perfect ass this loser couldn't help but come over and get a closer look, however he didn’t have to literally stand right against me! His crotch was pushing into my right butt cheek as he looked at me out of the corner of his eye. It was gross! He stunk of garbage and I thought I was gunna barf!
The subways cart was packed, and everyone was pretty jammed, but this creep was getting off on me. I asked him for space... He had stopped talking to imaginary people, but was now staring at the ceiling, and occasionally nervously glancing at me as I talked. "Seriously, get off me"...he kept pushed up against me and even started to move his crotch up and down on me as he pretended to look away. "That's it" I muttered as the subway started slowing down for my stop. I moved away from him a few inches, slid my hand down and clamped firmly onto his nuts and gave them one long HARD squeeze. The dirty man actually had a decent set on him LOL!
It was a packed cart so I wasn't concerned about being hurt or caught, however as I crushed his balls he let out a high squeak, grabbed onto my hands as I kept squeezing and slowly crumpled to the ground. It was fucking hilarious! I know I'm a bitch for laughing at his schizophrenia or whatever but it was such a comical bust! He never looked at me! His eyes just rolled up to the ceiling and he sunk to the ground and curled up. I don't think anyone had any idea what happened! No one was really watching, and as he crumpled to the ground the people close by just gave him a dirty look probably thinking he was drunk and had fallen over. I played it up along with them. He was in the way of the exit, so I huffed in disapproval at him as I dug my heel into his leg and trampled over him to get out.
The subway pulled away, and here I am sitting on a bench writing to you, grinning from ear to ear :)
Hehehehehe!
 
Kisses and Kicks,
Princess Kelly xoxo

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[Nikki]

Ha ha can't believe that's a real story!  Did you feel a boner when he rubbed against you and did the stink remain on you the whole day?