Slightly too long to put as a status so I'm throwing it here instead.

SO was rushing to get to work this morning wearing a nice dress. I whistled at her as she walked by and teasingly lifted the dress up as to try to peek underneath. Didn't even manage to lift it very high before she turned around and punched me in the balls. I hunched over grabbed the counter to stay on my feet. She smirked at me and just said "see you later sweetie" and left out the door.

There's nothing quite like going to bed with my woman cuddled up all romantically with legs intertwined and to be woken up hours later by the swift motion of her knee unknowingly driving straight up into my nuts, crushing them against my pubic bone. 

This has happened on numerous occassions lately, and it occurred to me that I should share this with the other guys here - heck, even the ladies here can use these ideas!

Another one that has worked well for me now that winter has…

Woke up middle of the night in a considerable amount of pain. Realized the gf had her knee on my nuts.Tried to shift, nope not gonna happen, it actually hurts more now but I'm getting a bit of a hard on. After minutes in my daze trying to figure something out I just decide to give her a tap and whisper in her ear, "babe please move your leg, you're crushing my nuts". Leg shifts down just a bit, what feelings of relief! She whispers "I'm protecting our babies" in the sweetest, most angelic…