My b/f at the time and myself were attending his cousin’s wedding in Brooklyn. As the bride and groom passed us after the ceremony, I reached down, grabbed his balls and gave him a quick two second squeeze. He bent back quickly because of the pain and let out a loud “Uuuufff”. He gave me a grimacing smile and rubbed his package and said, “You got them babe”. I smiled and giggled and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. How much more taboo can you get, a Jewish…