Guess I'll post mine here, gonna split up into 2 parts coz its kinda long...

The first time I can remember was back in my first year of high school, with my friends sister at my friends house. I was talking some random stuff and she made a offhand passive aggressive remark. I said what are you gonna do about it, then she pretended to knee me. I asked her what she was gonna do about it an she replied in a sexy husky voice "I was gonna kick you in the balls". And that started a…