Woke up middle of the night in a considerable amount of pain. Realized the gf had her knee on my nuts.Tried to shift, nope not gonna happen, it actually hurts more now but I'm getting a bit of a hard on. After minutes in my daze trying to figure something out I just decide to give her a tap and whisper in her ear, "babe please move your leg, you're crushing my nuts". Leg shifts down just a bit, what feelings of relief! She whispers "I'm protecting our babies" in the sweetest, most angelic…