Live CBT Instructions

[SoreLoser]

Found a girl on Reddit that does CBT instructions for a $20 tribute. She verified too. She’s real, and she’s hot. Like hot-hot. Message me if you’re if you want her username. I didn’t think to ask, but I bet she’d do the girls too. Well unrelated, because I would never do a thing like that, pay some lady on the internet to tell me how to beat up my precious babymakers, I gotta go put some frozen peas on my testicles. Again, not because I gave that hot girl a tribute to scramble my heuvos for breakfast, I just really like to keep my testicles cold. It’s good for fertility, and much like you gentlemen we know how much the world is depending on our crowd to maintain high sperm counts. Didn’t I read that somewhere in the site’s mission statement, that in case of a nuclear attack it’s up to the men of kitg to repopulate the planet. Something like that. Well, I know I’m good because I did not pay that woman a $20 tribute for CBT instructions, nope. I stood six feet away from the microwave while resting my plums in peach syrup and shopping for looser fitting underwear. Yep. That’s what I did.

[James Weston]

I'd like to know who she is.

[WeakBalls]

Send you a friend request there, pm me her username please=)