I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... (finish statement)

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

Here's a fun play on words. So you have at some point kicked a guy in the balls, thought about it or thinking about doing it now. Maybe its an imbecil coworker, to a jerk ex boyfriend, to the idiot store clerk that stole your money. OK so you start the sentence off by saying

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..." and then you finish the statement. for example: "that his Adams apple now has company"... "that they flew out the corner pocket"... "that they are now part of his diet"... you get the picture. Be creative and have fun venting. :)

[Tonya Crusch]

I want to kick him in the balls so hard that they go into orbit.

[samantha roseheart]

That his grand children wont have balls!

[Balls of Steel]

I want to kick him in the balls so hard that he develops a second and third Adam's apple.

[Smoo]

I actually heard this one from a friend 2 days ago, in regards to someone asking if he could give her a hug.  He wasn't there in person, she was relating the story.  "If you do, you'll be eating your nuts.  I swear, I'll nut-shot you so hard they bounce off the roof of your mouth.  Don't.  Just... no hug."  And she has the personality that I can 100% see her doing it too.  Eep!  lol

This friend is in Corrections and it was in regards to a former inmate she had known at work who was out and saw her.  Yeah.  Not a good idea!

[Mz Jhoana]

I want to kick him in the balls so hard he will wish he was never born male!!!

[Kinks_and_kicks]

I'd happily still feel it today just to take a kick from those boots!! ;)

[Harald]

Maybe he wouldn't have anything left to feel if you'd kicked him with these boots :)

[Lisa]

Those boots would CRUSH BOTH balls HAHAHAHA

[Aron M]

wish you were my friend I would have totally let you kick me or stomp its up to you

[Kass Straighter]

I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that he begs me to cut his pathetic little nuts off just so they stop hurting.

[dave j]

 very nice!

[Kass Straighter]

U wouldn't think so if it were ur nuts