I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... (finish statement)

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

Here's a fun play on words. So you have at some point kicked a guy in the balls, thought about it or thinking about doing it now. Maybe its an imbecil coworker, to a jerk ex boyfriend, to the idiot store clerk that stole your money. OK so you start the sentence off by saying

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..." and then you finish the statement. for example: "that his Adams apple now has company"... "that they flew out the corner pocket"... "that they are now part of his diet"... you get the picture. Be creative and have fun venting. :)

[kim Detorres]

''I want to kick him in the balls so hard""  -- he will have three Adams apples for a while !!

[Nadine]

so Hard... I hit a homerun

[3qzop0kpb0ql9]

You may have to use a baseball bat sound like fun?

[Weak dude]

wow, that would get every man silent!

[James Parry]

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... he won't be able to walk straight. He'll have to waddle around like a duck."

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... you won't be able to tell whether he's a man or a woman."

[1agrwwsp7e5ye]

Classic one I used to hear here.......I'm gonna kick him in the balls so hard he sneezes jizz lol

[Mistress Moira]

I'll kick his balls so, hard he begs me to cut them off!

[3n52spszh442j]

Yeah, dang, that's kinda hot.  Wow.

 

[Jerem]

you are such dangerous Mistress Moira

[Brendah Moore]

they fly out of your mouth and hit me in the eye

[Robert]

How about you will kick him so hard it will take the jaws of life to pry him out of the fetal position

[Used]

Just read all of these and man, "so hard he begs me to cut them off" is intense. Would be funny to watch that scene though. :-P