Ballbusting innuendo

[Bob Bagg]

Hey guys!
So, I was wondering, what are some phrases you know of that are suggestive of ballbusting but can be considered innocent at the same time?

An example would be: "I like my eggs scrambled." Things like that :D

Let me know your favorite ones!

[Katie Hoffman]

I love to play football

[Bob Bagg]

But with different kinds of balls, hahahaha!

[Beaten13]

My favourite ballet is the nutcracker.

[Bob Bagg]

This is a clever one ;)

[Ann]

Stress balls are a must at the office..  If I'm feeling stressed just grab and squeeze a pair. :) 

[Bob Bagg]

Hahahaha! Lovely idea and nice visual!

[Foo Bar]

Yes! 

My lady friend a few years ago used to send me text messages when she was at work.  If she was frustrated, I would tease her that she needed to squeeze some stress balls.  I really enjoyed letting her take all her stress from work out on me.  I felt her pain - literally!  In  practice she preferred to pound my nuts with her little fist, more than squeeze them.  But it's still a cute innuendo. 

One other story:  Some years earlier, I would tease a different ex about stress balls at work.  One day no one else was in the office, so she told me to come in.  And she squeezed my nuts, grinding them in the palm of her hand like a stress ball.  While sitting at her desk, talking on the phone to customers!  We were both nervous someone would come in to the office - but damn was it a hot scene. 

[Tony]

I once had a girl tell me she would make raisins out of my grapes

[Bob Bagg]

Wow, that sounds scary!.....and lovely too, hahahaha

[Bob Bagg]

Hahaha great suggestions, guys! I never thought of any of those :D

[Melinda the Ball Breaker]

Anybody want some Rocky Mountain Oysters? 

[Elizabeth]

They are pretty good ngl.