Am idea to get kicked in the balls IRL - opinion required

[Adrian Nuspun]

The idea is to approach a lady and ask her if she allows an indecent/pervy  proposal.

If she says yes, the proposal is: "Let's have sex until you get pregnant and then you can be a proud single mother"

alternatively: "Want me to do something to you that will only hurt after 9 months?"

Does this sound like a good idea?

[Gretel Wayward]

The answer to the first question won't be yes.

Attempting to piss off strangers in hopes that they might hurt you probably wouldn't be your wisest move.

[Melissa]

Yeah. If you're gonna ask for a something pervy, just ask her to kick you, you might not like being kicked by a girl who is bloodlusted. That's if she doesn't just say fuck you and move on.